Facebook
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Facebook is a semi-social network thing for geeks on the internet. It is a flop and will definitely die within end of 2012 2013 2014.

Kresen
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I følge statistisk sentralbyrå så må du nå ett kriterie for å unngå definisjonen kresen. Du må like shampignon! Så lenge du liker shampignon så er det ikke nøye om du ikke liker skalldyr, fisk, løk og andre ting.

The Creepy Rule
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Graph of the famous Half-age-plus-seven rule (“never date anyone under half your age plus 7″), which claims to dictate what age disparity between two people is acceptable in dating/romantic/intimate relationships during the late 20th century / early 21st century (called the “Standard creepiness rule” in the xkcd webcomic). According to this rule, the age of the younger person should not be less than half the age of the older person plus seven years, so that (for example) no one older than 65 should be in a relationship with anyone younger than 39 and a half, no one older than 22 should be in a relationship with anyone younger than 18, and no one under 14 years of age should be in a relationship at all… In its earliest known appearance (in the 1951 play The Moon is Blue by F. Hugh Herbert), it’s stated as “the girl is supposed to be half the man’s age, plus seven”; if such an asymmetrical form of the rule were to be applied, then only the area between the black and blue lines would be relevant if the woman’s age is along the x-axis, while only the area between the blue and red lines would be relevant if the woman’s age is along the y-axis. Please read the following chart to se your date range. Exceptions There are several exceptions that are known to men. But to meet the exception you have to date certain kind of people. People from Iceland or other small […]

Wilypedia doing New Orleans
Wilypedia Doing New Orleans

=== Filmfacts === Titel: Wilypedia Doing New Orleans Regi: William Acters: Rihard Helenius, Bjørnar Heldal, Vegar Strømman, Rikard Amodei Script: Matt Touchard Genre: Doku action thriller Nationalitet: USA/NO Length: 23 min. Distribustion: Wilypedia.com Year: 2012 PG-13: This film contains some intimate violence with a supernatural feel. The film takes place in a realistic environment and has a disturbing theme. The film will be 13-year age limit. === Story === The no 1 motion picture box office hit of 2012 – a totally surprising underdog that could have won several awards had it not been for the lack of script, skilled actors or crew. Turning cast 6. Definitely.Rated R for disturbing violent images, language, sexual content and some drug use (Redux version) Turning kast 6

White Flag
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The White Flag is commonly mistaken as a sign of surrender but it is actually a sign to note that a storyteller´s story is way too long and therefore needs to be aborted. “White-flagging” is a listener´s humble way of noting the storyteller to bail out and end the story as quickly as possible. History Way back in times, around the year of 2011 (I think it was late october, early november…definitely after noon) Vegar Strømman told his history about Ostheopathy. The story lasted longer than “a sitting” and was thus qualified for Whiteflagging – in this particular case with a napkin.

Remember Room
Rememberroom

A Remember Room is a room in your house where you can keep all the things you don’t want to show off at your mantle but still want to keep in order to remember certain incidents in your life. I.e. pictures of ex-wifes or husbands, a stuffed squirrel or evidence of an earlier gay lifestyle.

Gala dress code
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An invitation to a big gala is also an invitation to pull out all the wardrobe stops. It’s an opportunity to dress up for real while you dine, dance or sweep down the red carpet. If you’ve got big bucks to spare, by all means dress in a show-stopping, unforgettable gown. If not, choose something a little simpler, which you can transform with accessories. Does this Spark an idea? Instructions women 1 Buy the best simple, floor-length, sleeveless black dress you can afford. It’s chic and classic but most important is to show cleavage. Color or length are not the highest priorities. 2 Opt for a short or cocktail length black or colored dress to be different. As long as it’s a glamorous fabric with special details and shows cleavage you should be fine. 3 Remember to take a shower BEFORE entering the dress. If you feel like taking a dump, don´t! If the party´s getting boring you can always excuse yourself with a 20-minute visit to the restroom. 4 Wear shoes…or sandals Instructions men 1 Arrange those tresses in a special style. Whether you wear your hair sleek and simple or prefer a fancy updo, make sure your hair is squeaky clean and perfect. Even if you abhor hair spray, it’s a good idea to give your hair a spritz or two. You want your hairstyle to hold up through the night. 2 Spend some time on your makeup. An evening gala calls for sophisticated and somewhat sultry make-up, […]

Wilypedia movie awards
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The Wilypedia Movie Award is an award bestowed by the William Academy of Travel Motion Picture Arts and Sciences to recognize excellence of professionals in the travelling film industry, including directors, actors, and writers. The Popcorn statuette is officially named the Wilypedia Academy Award Statuette – commonly referred to as “winning a william”. The formal ceremony at which the Wily Awards are presented is one of the most prominent award ceremonies in the world, and could have been televised live in more than 100 countries annually. Had William been born in the 17th century it would also have been the oldest award ceremony in the media; its equivalents, the Grammy Awards (for music), Emmy Awards (for television), and Tony Awards (for theatre) would then have been modeled after the Wily Awards. The Wily Awards are charaterized by extremely long red carpets, large bottles of champagne, exclusive limousines, a paparazzi or two and hardly no fans at all. Rules No movie contributions should exceed 12 minutes. Rumors has it that the jury is easily bribed so contributions exceeding 12 minutes has actually been the norm. The Wilypedia Movie Awards History The 112th Wilypedia Movie Awards will be held at the Ernst Hotel Superdome Theatre (appr. 30-31 pax capacity) April 28th 2012, and will be hosted by Tom Cruise and his partner Julia Roberts. The 113th Wilypedia Movie Awards will be held at the Ernst Hotel Superdome Theatre (appr. 60-70 pax capacity, Growing fast) April 20th 2013, and will be hosted by […]

Mustage
Mustage

Mustage: also called “bart” in Norway. In Norway it is mandatory for firefighter´s to have a mustage at all time. The reason that the firefighters in this little country has to do so, is that when the firefighters enters a burning house, and the flames get closer the mustage will start to burn. It will then come a distinct smell from the mustage that warns the firefighter, and they can get out of harms way. This is an old and perfected method that has saved hundreds of daring and brave Norwegian firefighters from getting hurt or burned.

Norwegian Firefighter

Norwegian Firefighters are recognized by their characteristic mustages and checkered, colorful suits. The mustage plays a significant role in the Norwegian way of fighting (and escaping) fires. When the heat turns up just a little too much the mustage will melt or catch fire. The mustage hair burning will make distinct smell causing the firefighter to alarm others and escaping the dangerous flames.

Man fruit
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A very rare fruit growing only in one part of Lillesand in Norway on the Heldal Estate. The fruit needs special care and daily dozes of man love to grow. Not all trees carry fruit – the reason why is not known but local folklore explains this with the amount of love found on this very estate.  

Norwegian Throat-firefighter
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Norwegian Throat-firefighters are recognized by their characteristic mustages and checkered, colorful suits. The White Russian plays a significant role in the Norwegian way of fighting (and escaping) throat-fires. When the heat turns up just a little too much the White Russian will cool and soothen your throat. The throat-firefighter will alarm the surrounding people as soon as the White Russian appears and serve as appropriate. Norwegian Throat-firefighters:  

Vinmeny

Vinmeny kan bestilles til mat på restaurant og betyr ofte at vinen er tilpasset matrettene. Man får altså en ny vin hver vår.

Wilhelm

Wilhelm er mannsnavn av gammeltysk opphav, satt sammen av delene wil («vilje») og helm («hjelm»). Navnet oppstod som Willahelm og Willihelm, men spredte seg i middelalderen gjennom Europa med ei rekke former. I Norge blei det henta inn fra engelsk rundt 1100 som Vilhjalmr, Viljamr og liknende. Andre former er fransk Guillaume, italiensk Guglielmo, litauisk Vilius og Viliumas, ungarsk Vilmos og nederlandsk Willem. I England blei forma William utbredt på grunn av Vilhelm Erobreren (eng. William the Conqueror). Wilhelm Tell er navnet på helten i ei alpesoge fra 1300-tallet.

Rikhard

Germanic word consisting of the words “Rik” (norwegian word for Rich) and “Hard” (Hard-on). Persons named Rikhard is generally well fed and constantly horny.

Rikard

Germanic word consisting of the words “Rik” (Norwegian for Rich)and “Ard” (Ard stands for Hard (Hard-on) but with a silent H). Persons named Rikard is generally well fed and constantly horny.

Ear Hear (Øre hår)
Ear

Earhear is grown as a defense mechanism, If the ear is exposed to continuous noise for a long time, the ear will as a defensemekanisme develop hair to dampen the noise. This is a known phenomenon in for example relationships where the woman talks very much! As it is known that women often speak the most and highest, the most common is that the man in the relationship develops ear hair.

Nordnorsk
Nordlending

Her e nån saftige uttrøkk…… Koffør – Hvorfor Katti – Når tid Kæm – Hvem … Korr – Hvor Ka – Hva Shønne – Skjønner Schmukka / Schnuppa – Ei snelle … Lamme – Sammen med Lægg inn åran – Gi opp Parkérte tøfflan – Døde Pittelitn – Bitteliten På fetthåre – Med liten margin På et kløyva fetthår – Med svært liten margin Fettnøye – Viktig Sprængt i haue – En gal/rar person Peislæst / Hæstpeis – Tulling / dust Gomslorsk – Lite flatterende (manns)person Gorrhysa – Også lite flatterende person (dame) Gidd ikkje – Orker ikke Ka du kuke me? – Hva driver du med? Sæme – Bruke lang tid Bontjuv – En som har flyttet hit Sveittpeis – Mannsperson som går i arbeidsklær 24/7 Jåsspeis – Tullebukk Rullatormafia – Pensjonister i byen Klinkanes klart – Helt klart Kakkel-høns – Damer som prater MYE Kjæft-aus – Damer som kjefter myev Ørt’n – Mange Ørtåførti – Svært mange Bais’n – Full Grøfte kanyle – Drit full Snyblind – Dritings Sjarkhore – Kvinne med tvilsom merittliste Ei tøtta – Ei jente Kjærring-lørva – Dama di Ne-snydd – En person som ikke er oppdatert Ståkk dom – Heller ikke spesielt lur person Ska æ je dæ en åver auan – Skal jeg slå deg ned? Den reima – Veldig pen jente Mainnebein – Attraktivt hankjønn Djævelskt grei – Pulbar, men ikke særlig pen Like intelligænt som ei bøtta møkk – Ikke særlig lur person Tarzan-loft – Treningssenter Ska æ LUGG hjernerystelse […]

White Flag

The White Flag is commonly mistaken as a sign of surrender but it is actually a sign to note that a storyteller´s story is way too long and therefore needs to be aborted. “White-flagging” is a listener´s humble way of noting the storyteller to bail out and end the story as quickly as possible. History Way back in times, around the year of 2011 (I think it was late october, early november…definitely after noon) Vegar Strømman told his history about Ostheopathy. The story lasted longer than “a sitting” and was thus qualified for Whiteflagging – in this particular case with a napkin.

Self Suicide

When comitting a self suicide you commit a suicide with the help of no others, and it can only be done to your selfe.